I don't know who I want to win, now that the wheels (RealAudio) have fallen off Ming The Clueless.
Do I cheer on Simon 'Let The Burglars Out' Hughes ?
Mark 'Give Ian Huntley The Vote ?' Oaten ? Or his punitive twin, Mark 'Give Car Thieves Go-Karting Lessons' Oaten ?
Or is Don 'Hot Sixteen-Year-Old Action' Foster the coming man ?
Little-known millionairess Lynne "Alcohol is bad - lower the drinking age" Featherstone ?
North West MEP Chris 'Legalise Heroin' Davies ?
Perhaps Baroness Tonge might explode onto the scene.
My money's on Paul 'Captured Forever' Marsden to switch sides again. If Blair starts talking about Iran and WMDs he'll be off like a flash.
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