Just to recap ...
the 'asylum for sex' immigration officer was an illegal immigrant.
Guy Goma turned out to be an illegal immigrant.
Abu Hamza was an illegal immigrant.
It's not just foreign prisoners who walk free at the end of (i.e. after half of) their sentence - it also applies to foreign loonies.
You can buy a pass in the citizenship exam.
Zimbabwean 'homosexuals' turn out to be heterosexual.
And now it looks as if the Home Office is handing out residency at £4,000 a pop. Cheap compared to a peerage.
"Officers are currently conducting around 50 'live investigations' relating to corruption allegations involving Home Office staff, a proportion of which involve asylum applicants buying residency status to remain in Britain. So far this year alone, six IND staff have been dismissed for giving applicants 'leave to remain' status in the UK without being able to justify their decision to investigating officers."