A burglar is targeting his area, so his neighbours discuss setting man-traps in the gardens and hiring an ex-military guy, recommended by a jailed killer, to 'track down' the thief.
"But what if he kills him? We could be accomplices to murder," protested one neighbour. To my dismay, the proposal was vetoed.
What kind of murderous Nazi are we dealing with here, one asks ?
Just a Guardian correspondent after four years in South Africa.
(via Tottenham Lad, also posting on Ian Blair and Ruth Kelly)