Fixed penalties - rather appropriate for a couple of footballers. Glen Johnson and Ben May are obviously not paid enough.
B&Q said: "We can confirm two men were apprehended in our Dartford store on the afternoon of 17 January, following an alleged shoplifting incident involving a B&Q bathroom suite."
They should both be transferred to Bath City !
Mira Bar-Hillel’s bizarre claims on the Today programme
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