Calling the Royal Ulster Constabulary 'paramilitaries' is all in a days work for the PC publican (Wrekin College, fees 10-21K) who :
Thinks that Haringey residents are happy to leave their doors unlocked and open; not everyone agrees;
Can't understand why the Soham murders were in all the papers.
Who says "If you’re not broadly against the police when you’re a teenager, you’re not much of a teenager."
And who thinks that people who pay for private security guards are 'crazy'.
By their friends shall ye know them.