When I heard this morning that scientists were developing a drug that boosts female sex drive while helping women lose weight, all manner of 'witty' ideas for blog posts came to mind - a few even printable.
But by the time I got home to a warm keyboard, the Pooter of Geek had already shot my particular fox :
"A member of the group also reassured the public that they were doing everything they could to prevent their discovery from falling into the hands of Kate Moss."
More of the same.
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