Monday, April 30, 2007

Stepford Scientists Report Breakthrough

When I heard this morning that scientists were developing a drug that boosts female sex drive while helping women lose weight, all manner of 'witty' ideas for blog posts came to mind - a few even printable.

But by the time I got home to a warm keyboard, the Pooter of Geek had already shot my particular fox :

"A member of the group also reassured the public that they were doing everything they could to prevent their discovery from falling into the hands of Kate Moss."

3 comments:

Mike Davies said...

If women found it easy to lose weight, most would be too thin to be attractive to men.

Anonymous said...

I find Kate Moss to quite unattractive. Hard faced cow, too thin.

Big birds are better!

Observer said...

Women cannot lose weight in a linear fashion...they have too many biological functions to fulfill related to maternity to make it easy.

All they can do is control what they eat and hope they don't develop an anorexic mindset....and hope their mothers weren't too Zeppelin like