Friday, July 27, 2007

Tour de France - Latest Positions

Standing Rider Rider number bib Team Time Gaps
1. TESTOSTERADO Juan 1942 SMITH KLEIN FRENCH 186h 04' 16"
2. MANGROVE-HORMONE Hugh 39341 DOW CHEMICAL
86h 06' 06" + 01' 50"
3. BLUDD-DOPING Lord 1161 UNFORTUNATE DISCOVERY TEAM 86h 07' 05" + 02' 49"
4. STEROIDO Anna-Bollick 3491 TEAM MERCK 86h 10' 18" + 06' 02"
5. MODAFINILA Testa 74541 QUATERMASS LABS
86h 10' 45" + 06' 29"
6. EPO Umberto 1823 GARNIER LABORATORIES
86h 14' 34" + 10' 18"
7. GONADOTROPHIN Alotta 44327 MOBILE TEAM 86h 15' 52" + 11' 36"
8. POPAPILL Igor 11.328 BRITISH DRUG HOUSES
86h 17' 03" + 12' 47"
9. SULPHATI Amphetamini 21439 ROCHE MATERIEL
86h 17' 47" + 13' 31"
10. HYDROGESTRINONE Tetra 7535 BAYER AG
86h 17' 58" + 13' 42"

6 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Brilliant, and so so true. 10 out of 10 for that one... :-)

verity said...

Yeah. Does anyone actually watch this? It is so mega passé. Like the Olympics. Finished. Over. Done.

Next up, sychronised swimming, sychronised nail extensions, competitive hair-colouring, synchronised oil changes. Synchronised air-punching.

Malcolm said...

Ha ha, anyone for tennis ?
Or football/cricket/F1 or any other professional sport ?
If big money can be made then competitors will resort to any means to make that money.
You idiots.

Anonymous said...

Our happy Union:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6920895.stm

Culture Secretary James Purnell said: "The Union flag is a powerful symbol of both our heritage and modern, diverse Britain. It brings us together in solidarity and shared identity."

Except in Scotland, of course. So, the Government's "pro-Union" drive seems to be a cynical attempt to boost support for the Union south of the border, so that we continue to pump huge piles of money into Scotland.

alex zeka said...

Cricket???

Are you implying players might be partaking of such performance enhancing drugs as caffeine, cunningly hidden in a beverage known to the cognosci as "tea"?

bRuce said...

Ok, so where did you find out about the top secret mangrove hormone project?