Someone needs to have a word with Detective Inspector Simon Crisp.
Det Insp Simon Crisp said: "The reasons surrounding why Dean was assaulted remain a mystery and there is no clear motive.
"It is quite possible that this was a minor assault that went wrong and the offender did not intend to end Dean's life."
Perhaps he's like to give his definition of a successful minor assault.
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