It's being reported that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack.
The Boy Who Never Grew Up, or the Man Who Never Was A Child ?
When You've Lost Pompous. Whiny, Hysterics, You've Lost....
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"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford
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Paedophiles out
Sick (!) comments from my mobile phone:
1) Well he shouldn't have suffocated, he had an extra nostril, didn't he?
2) It was said he died of cardiac arrest in the hospital car-park, but it's now thought he had a stroke in the childrens' ward.
3)He has willed his body to be recycled: into carrier bags, so that he can be white, plastic, and a danger to children.
4) All his future dates have been cancelled: that's Darren (aged 9), Wayne (aged 11)and Jimmy who is 10.
My own comment is more formal:
"Kindly Dame Nature, acting for the best,
Arranged for him a Cardiac Arrest,
To spare the trouble of the Other Sort -
And save him Policemen, Handcuffs, Cells and Court"
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