Friday, November 06, 2009

Mad Muslim Major Massacres Military

A Muslim army psychiatrist opposed to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan opened fire on fellow soldiers at the world's largest military base yesterday killing 12 people dead and wounding at least 31.

To be fair, it could be that the word 'psychiatrist' is also pretty key here, but it would ruin the alliteration. Trick-cyclists, like mental nurses, seem to have an affinity for their speciality.

13 comments:

Ross said...

"it could be that the word 'psychiatrist' is also pretty key here, but it would ruin the alliteration. "

How about "Mad Muslim Mental Medic Major Massacres Military"?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he got the idea from that Afghan policeman who killed all those British soldiers a few days ago.

It's easier to kill the enemy from inside the castle walls.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I mean, I wonder if he was inspired by the Afghan policeman.

jpt said...

Well put.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, this doesnt make any sense.

Our betters have been quite categorical about this, diversity is strength. They wouldnt lie about such thing, would they?

Anonymous said...

Trick-cyclists, like mental nurses, seem to have an affinity for their speciality.

I used to know (socially - I stress) a psychiatric nurse years ago and she told me that most of them go into psychi-nursing to try and figure themselves out.

I know another one I am related to by marriage and I can't decide whether she is evil or just a moron. I hadn't considered that is quite possibly insane.

I hope its not reflection on me, but I did sort of fancy the idea of becoming a psychi-nurse myself at one time, because I imagined you would be like some sort of cut down version of Robbie Coltrane's Cracker - preventing crime by getting inside the heads of psychos.

I've since learnt that they spend most of their time wiping the arses of old ladies suffering from senile dementia, and for some reason I've gone off the idea.

Laban said...

At the moment the BBC news reports are tying themselves in verbal knots wondering what on earth could have been the motive for the attack.

Anonymous said...

He shouted "allah akbah" first. Bit of a give away really.

How long do you think it will be before well-armed patriotic US civilians start dealing with this problem in their own way?

Anonymous said...

Muslim groups fear backlash

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6511670/Fort-Hood-shooting-Muslim-groups-fear-backlash.html

That didn't take long!

Anonymous said...

Ft Hood has strict gun control-only the civilian police are supposed to
carrying weapons.

Anonymous said...

Only a nativist hate monger could exploit this in their typical cynical and nazi-like anti-human way by saying that this is "Islamic Jihad".

Laban said...

anon - who said it was Islamic Jihad ?

Call me Infidel said...

This gentleman appears to understand it rather better than their President.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2qFLFmXfo&feature=player_embedded